HOW TO KEEP THE FORUM ALIIIIVE

This is a simple tread on keeping this forum ALIIIIVE, maybe would work even after it's death (Like frankenstien) so... yea.
It consists of a few simple steps which you can do almost anytime, anyway.

STEP 0: Read this.

STEP 1: If you're reading this, you should be able to go find another tread and post something knowledgeable in it.

STEP 2: Go find a tread and post something meaningful, seriously.

STEP 3: Do something meaningful with your life

STEP 4: Tell and spread to AVA members reminding them of this forum and asking them to post meaningful stuff

STEP 5: After you've done all that shit, return to STEP 2 within 48 hours.

There you go, a simple guild with simple instructions to follow to enable this forum to keep it's life.